One of my special readers suggested a Name the Twins contest. If we actually used the name, the winner would be featured in a spotlight post here on Bananafish and would have a character in my latest play named after him/her. The spotlight post would likely be a brief passage about the winner’s greatness, how I met her/him, what my impressions were, what the person means to me now, etc., etc. – that is, IF we use your name. Since most of you are professional wisenheimers the chances we’d actually use one of your suggestions seems slim to none, however, that’s not to say I don’t welcome whatever you’ve got. Bring it on. But before we get into all that, it seems right to first have a Guess the Sexes of the Twins contest. The winner would receive an announcement here on November 2nd (with commencement of the name campaign to follow). We’re scheduled for a lengthy scan November 1st during which all of the babies’ organs will be examined. It’s pretty much guaranteed the sexes will be revealed then. You may apply Old Wives Tales to the following… Baby A’s heart-rate is consistently 170-172, hands up by the face, body twirling and whirling nonstop, hates being photographed. Baby B’s heart-rate is consistently 150, legs crossed at the knees, perfectly chill except for an occasional whole-body-hiccup, loves the camera.
Does anyone have any vibes? Boys? Girls? One of each? Anyone? Anyone? And as always, we should all be praying that this enormous belly of mine is not a figment of my imagination, but legit evidence that I really am pregnant with live healthy babies. Thank you.